Sara: Vincent, are there any of your things you don't want brought to the new house?
Sara: Christmas is for stupid things.
(differentiating from birthdays which are for thoughtful gifts)
Andrew: We've been gnomeless for some time.
Sara: Did you go to a gnomeless shelter?
Sara: Lindsay's gayer than you are, based on her participation in the band.
Andrew: Pigs are pigs, Dan.
Andrew: Are you going to baptize the thing?
(Sara/Dan/Lindsay, if you remember the context for any of these quotes, please comment!)