July 2005

7/3/05: An evening at Mary's

• Lucas: Why would I cheat?
  Mary: I’m drunk and stupid.  Why wouldn’t you?
  
  
• Mary: Everybody but me doesn’t suck at this game!
  
  
• Doug M: You’re gonna get sick.
  Mary: Don’t say sick.

Somewhere else

• Kathleen: If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get psoriasis!

7/4/05: Rockland County with the Franzeses/Ethes

• Doug E: Doesn’t Corona taste like pee?
  All: I’ve never tasted pee

7/16/05: Various

• Laura: You’ve tuned in to ‘Keep Him or Dump Him’, with Jeanne.
   
• Alex: There’s one Ben, and half of another Ben in my world.
   
• Andrew: Um, what did people do at bar mitzvahs before 1981? (about “Celebrate”)
   
• Shihan M: If anyone has any objection to listening to the Yankees, please let me know.
   
• Andrew: Dan is the reason we get pie.
  Sara: That’s why I keep him around.
   
• Andrew: I wouldn’t describe Sarah McLachlan as a “crooner.”
  Alex and Sara: Or a tree fucker!

7/23/05: Don't remember where

• Sara: If you like Kathleen, try her mom.
   
• Dan: If they jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge…
  Andrew: Bridge no, ass grab yes.
   
• Sara: It’s still a bachelorette party because you’re a bachelorette now!
  Ben: But there’ll be guys there.
  Disuhan: And we can hook up with them!
  Ben: No, I meant us.

7/24/05: ESPN Zone, possibly?

• Michelle: I was the Michael Jordan of Phi Sig.