- Lucas: Why would I cheat?
Mary: I’m drunk and stupid. Why wouldn’t you?
- Mary: Everybody but me doesn’t suck at this game!
- Doug M: You’re gonna get sick.
Mary: Don’t say sick.
- Kathleen: If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get psoriasis!
7/4/05: Rockland County with the Franzeses/Ethes
- Doug E: Doesn’t Corona taste like pee?
All: I’ve never tasted pee
- Laura: You’ve tuned in to ‘Keep Him or Dump Him’, with Jeanne.
- Alex: There’s one Ben, and half of another Ben in my world.
- Andrew: Um, what did people do at bar mitzvahs before 1981? (about “Celebrate”)
- Shihan M: If anyone has any objection to listening to the Yankees, please let me know.
- Andrew: Dan is the reason we get pie.
Sara: That’s why I keep him around.
- Andrew: I wouldn’t describe Sarah McLachlan as a “crooner.”
Alex and Sara: Or a tree fucker!
7/23/05: Don't remember where
- Sara: If you like Kathleen, try her mom.
- Dan: If they jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge…
Andrew: Bridge no, ass grab yes.
- Sara: It’s still a bachelorette party because you’re a bachelorette now!
Ben: But there’ll be guys there.
Disuhan: And we can hook up with them!
Ben: No, I meant us.
7/24/05: ESPN Zone, possibly?
- Michelle: I was the Michael Jordan of Phi Sig.