Sunday, January 3, 2010

September 2005

9/15/05: Alyssa's dorm at NYU

  • Alyssa's roommate Lauren: Beyond no.  It couldn’t make less of a difference if it tried.
  • Lauren: My ass is too big for the paper towels.
    Alyssa: Your ass is too big for a lot of things.
    : My ass doesn’t love you anymore, and it doesn’t matter if the rest of me does because most of me is my ass!

9/23/05: Somewhere with soup? I guess?

  • Brad: I’m allergic to Lauren.
    : That’s because I roll in cat hair and bathe in fresh fruit.
  • Andrew: How were you able to stick it in your mouth?
    : It’s not so bad.  I’ve been mixing and blowing.
  • Disuhan: Oh, Andrew, it’s so smooth and—what are you writing?

9/24/05: Somewhere else

  • Sara: It’s like a non-stop, edge-of-your-seat adventure.  I should write a book: “My Life in Andrew’s Bed."

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