Dan: This is when sea creatures do it, and then we eat it.
(Taboo, and correct)
Dan: I heard you discussing the state of my scroditude.
(Dan took a bathroom break during a game of Yahtzee)
Andrew: It's anybody's game ... except yours.
Dan: What is Celine Dion doing in that pile of coins? The backstroke.
(On why Celine Dion may have turned down performing at the Olympic ceremonies)