August 2006

8/2/06: Puddhaven

• Lindsay: I hate newscasters. They keep interrupting my stories to tell me it's hot.

8/3/06: Dunno

• Lindsay: When life hands you teens, don't touch them or you'll go to jail.

8/4/06: Puddhaven

• Pixie (via Lindsay): It's like a fucking sauna in there! Just put some wood chips in it and be done!

8/5/06: Somewhere with redheads

• Dan: You've entered four pounds of beet burgers.  There is no food in the oven.
  (his impersonation of my parents' malfunctioning convection oven)
  
• Sara: I love toaster ovens but I just feel like toasters are up to something.
  
• Sara: Don't give me your penguin smack!

8/7/06: A place where we can't make fun of people's moms

• Lindsay: You look funny.
  Kim: So does yer m-

8/14/06: Puddhaven, featuring Courtney!

• Lindsay: Apparently I don't stare at your chest enough.
  Courtney: That makes you an army of one.

8/18/06: Puddhaven

• Courtney: How about instead of driving through her vibrato, I just pull over to the side and die?
  (on the Into the Woods drinking game we invented)
  
• Lindsay: He bent me over, took a pole, lit it on fire, and shoved it up my ass.

8/20/06: Don't know, but probably Puddhaven

• Lindsay: I want to go on a tour bus and point at everything saying "It's the Empire State Building!"
  
• Kim: I am like a sieve, so I'm constantly forgetting my fabulousness.

8/26/06: Puddhaven

• Courtney: She actually doesn't like it when you pay attention to her. That gets you bitten.
  (about her cat, Darcy)