- Kathleen: Giant monkey
Jennelle: King Kong
Kathleen: He had a friend.
Jennelle: Hong Kong
- Sara: I kick ass, save lives, and bake cakes.
- Brad: You use your teeth to eat this?
Kathleen: Yeah. What did you use, your eye?
- Sara: You've been voted out of the generation.
- Sara: It's the Great Pumpkin, you!
- Kira: Shodan Ho means the next person to test for shodan. Dojo Ho means someone who sleeps around at the dojo.
- Kira: Have you ever heard of homosexual chicken?
Brad: Is that when two gay guys run into each other?
- Brad: There's really no comeback to "You're stupid."
Kira: Yes there is. It's called, "Your mom."