- Lindsay: I think I was just served water by a pixie.
(This is actually true.)
- Krystal: Guess who's not getting her special chips!
- Jess: Oh! You're sitting on Mike Noll!
(Ever since 2002, Jess has been imagining Mike Noll at BE Founders Day)
- Nicole: I am a financial adviser now.
Lindsay: I'm ... going to kill myself.
- Greg: I'm a Princess.
Krystal: I have to walk away because I can't stop laughing at you.
- Lindsay: I like to rape puppies on Founders Day.
(upon hearing some brothers were trying to sabotage Founders Day)
- Ashley: Whatever. You say Raoul, I say potato. It's fine.
- Jess: The milk is worth points.
(The milk had gotten around)
- Lindsay: It makes me feel like I've been raped, and I liked it.
(about "I Like the Way You Move")
- Lindsay: I am demure and sedate.
Greg: Please use smaller vocabulary so our secretary can record it.
Lindsay: I sit and shut up.
- Lindsay: This blows ... F.
Andrew: This blows fuck?
Lindsay: This blows ... grade F.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
2/4/06-2/5/06: Beta Epsilon Founders Weekend