February 2006

2/4/06-2/5/06: Beta Epsilon Founders Weekend

• Lindsay: I think I was just served water by a pixie.
  (This is actually true.)
  
• Krystal: Guess who's not getting her special chips!
  
• Jess: Oh! You're sitting on Mike Noll!
  (Ever since 2002, Jess has been imagining Mike Noll at BE Founders Day)
  
• Nicole: I am a financial adviser now.
  Lindsay: I'm ... going to kill myself.
  
• Greg: I'm a Princess.
  Krystal: I have to walk away because I can't stop laughing at you.
  
• Lindsay: I like to rape puppies on Founders Day.
  (upon hearing some brothers were trying to sabotage Founders Day)
  
• Ashley: Whatever.  You say Raoul, I say potato.  It's fine.
  
• Jess: The milk is worth points.
  (The milk had gotten around)
  
• Lindsay: It makes me feel like I've been raped, and I liked it.
  (about "I Like the Way You Move")
  
• Lindsay: I am demure and sedate.
  Emily: What?
  Greg: Please use smaller vocabulary so our secretary can record it.
  Lindsay: I sit and shut up.
  
• Lindsay: This blows ... F.
  Andrew: This blows fuck?
  Lindsay: This blows ... grade F.