- Juli: I'm not used to sitting on a couch.
Jeremy: You need to get an apartment.
- Kim: If it's in use, fuck me.
(wish I knew what this was about)
- Andrew: Listen, I'm gay and you asked for it.
(probably justifying an inappropriate comment)
- Lindsay: My Afghanistan lifts and separates.
- Andrew: He is the master of the rabbit women.
(sorry, no clue)
- Andrew: It's too early for clitoris.
(I happen to think that's always true.)
- Lindsay: Remind me never to have relations in your elevator.
(on the surveillance cameras)
- Marita: You can't even pee without someone telling you how great our band is!
(And she tried!)
- Andrew: That wasn't a high five, it was a talk-to-the-hand!
- Lindsay: Too much ass and not enough bench.
- Andrew: That's like karaoke night at the Asian nursing home.
(Don't know what this is about, but the original quote has the note "(wing)" next to it.