September 2006

9/12/06: Puddhaven

• Courtney: Do you want some tea?
  Lindsay: No, I want you to go fuck yourself.
  
• Lindsay: That was my ass.
  Courtney: Now what is it?
  
• Lindsay: Lo and I shall be spread upon a cracker and the little children shall come to me and say, "Is that a Ritz?" and I shall say, "No, it is the Lord."

9/20/06: Possibly Puddhaven

• Lindsay: It's not rape if he buys you lunch.

9/25/06:  Puddhaven

• Courtney: I am vast because I eat yams and apple dumplings.
  Andrew: Yams that contain multitudes.  "Yams: may contain multitudes."