- Courtney: Do you want some tea?
Lindsay: No, I want you to go fuck yourself.
- Lindsay: That was my ass.
Courtney: Now what is it?
- Lindsay: Lo and I shall be spread upon a cracker and the little children shall come to me and say, "Is that a Ritz?" and I shall say, "No, it is the Lord."
- Lindsay: It's not rape if he buys you lunch.
- Courtney: I am vast because I eat yams and apple dumplings.
Andrew: Yams that contain multitudes. "Yams: may contain multitudes."