April 2006

4/7/06-4/9/06: Beta Epsilon, MariAnne Memorial Weekend

• Pamela: Jews'll cut you, take your money, and invest it.
  
• Pamela: If I were sober and nice to people, I'd be my little.
  
• Lindsay: Oh, honey, no gavel no listen.
  
• Lindsay: Watching a chick flick before going to bed is like eating an entire pizza by yourself.
  
• Lindsay: It's like I'm being raped and I have e-coli and I like it.
  
• Lindsay: Were you there when Andrew's disembodied hand flew out the window and smacked him in the face?
  (Too much to explain here, but it's sung to the tune of a certain Christian hymn)

4/11/06: A visit to Allison and Jeremy's and possibly Jonah's apartment in West New York, NJ

• Kim: Mercury provides much more entertainment than Pixie does.
  Lindsay: Yeah, that's because all Pixie does is bleed all over the place.

4/16/06: Irrelevant.  This could happen anywhere.

• Kim: I can't believe I choked on my own sound effect.

4/30/06: Long Island City, just outside the Church of Christ on 21st Street

• Lindsay: There are donuts in the sky!
  Kim: Big, tall, terrible donuts in the Church of Christ!
  (It smelled like donuts, and we expressed that through Sondheim)