- Andrew: Scrabble is where baby pigs come from.
(Flipping through the Scrabble dictionary is how we learned of the word "farrow," a litter of pigs.)
- Kim: I hate sploogy face.
Lindsay: You've been metaphysically splooged.
- Andrew: Is it your birthday? Because we're gonna drink Bacardi like it is.
- Andrew: What happened to you?
Jeremy: The sink won.
- Amy: Most people in the world are not as smart as us. Isn't that annoying?
Doug: It's annoying, but it's sad that they're our friends.