June 2006

6/7/06: The Marriott Marquis, et al

• Andrew: Scrabble is where baby pigs come from.
  (Flipping through the Scrabble dictionary is how we learned of the word "farrow," a litter of pigs.)
  
  
• Kim: I hate sploogy face.
  Lindsay: You've been metaphysically splooged.

6/10/06: Someplace with a bathroom

• Andrew: Is it your birthday?  Because we're gonna drink Bacardi like it is.
  
  
• Andrew: What happened to you?
  Jeremy: The sink won.

6/17/06: Doug and Amy's apartment

• Amy: Most people in the world are not as smart as us.  Isn't that annoying?
  Doug: It's annoying, but it's sad that they're our friends.