Dawn: Do I look straight?
(Regarding whether her hat was level)
Leslie: When you're playing "Vehicle," try to channel a 30-year-old black man.
Kristin: How about a 50-year-old white chick?
Tolly (to the crowd): We're just like you, only with sequins!
Dawn: I wanna go on the Tilt-a-Puke!
Marita: They have never seen such a fabulous clarinet section!
Louisa: Are you sure they're not mistaking quantity for quality?