3/18/10 - LGBAC Marching Band Percussion Sectional

Leslie: I think your singing has improved.
Marita: I think your level of desperation has increased.

3/8/10 - LGBAC Symphonic Band rehearsal

Brian: Brian, shit-for-brains, whatever you want to call me.  I don't care.
Leslie: I'd like to call you Gladys.

Nolan: How can you fail if you never try?

3/7/10 - Columbia Festival of Winds

Nolan: Every band's got a ho.
(regarding a gardening tool amongst the percussion equipment)

3/5/10 - A lenten evening at the Olive Garden in Centereach, NY

Andrew: Can you fix my helicopter?

Kathleen: I'll just get the chicken and gnocchi soup ... and go to Hell.

3/2/10 - Marching Band Percussion Sectional

Leslie: I'll have the roll flam and you'll have the gock ... and I'll be in Scotland before ye!