6/29/10 - In the car

John David: The Jewish delusion that Christ was gently crocheted to the cross.
(after I used the word "sewn" to describe how Jesus was crucified)

John David: Enjoy your trunk prize!
(to Lindsay, whose birthday present was in the trunk)

2/5/10 - Film Center Cafe, Hell's Kitchen

Brenton: I'm innocent.  I don't do bad things.
John David: You invented bad things.