March 2006

3/11/06: A place where people were

• Laura: There's enough to go around.  It's Christ!
  
• Ben: How was the hotel they put you up in?
  Kathleen: I heard, "How was the Nutella Bitch-wuppin?"

3/25/06-3/26/06:  A visit from Louise

• Lindsay: I want to let you know right now that I can't fucking stand you.
  (The beginning of a beautiful roommateship)
  
• Mary: Is your mother still in Germany?
  Louise: She was in Denmark.
  Mary: Oh, one of those lederhosen countries.
  
• Sara: I don't do windows and I don't shuffle.
  
• Dan: Son of a fuck!
  Lindsay: Yes, that's usually how it happens.
  
• Louise: I'm fucked.
  Sara: Speaking to you from fucked, I can tell you you're not there.
  (Sounds like a game of Phase Ten)
  
• Sara: I'm skipping Louise.  This is a postcard from fucked.
  (Definitely Phase Ten.  We get our best quotes from that game.)
  
• Lindsay: Celbrate good times ... aw, come on!
  
• Sara: Do not fuck that duck!
  
• Dan: We can go to Ashley's and you can get frozen yogurt, or we can go to Ashley's and you can fuck off, or we can go to Tastee D-Lite.
  (Louise brings out the best in us)

3/29/06: A trip to Coldstone Creamery in Times Square

• Kim: Did you play during the show or during intermission?
  Lindsay: Oh, during intermission.  It's too dark during the show.
  (On playing Scrabble at a Broadway theater)
  
• Lindsay: Three umlauts?  Even the Germans would find that excessive.
  (On Coldstone's menu item, "Germanchökolätekäke")

July 2005

7/3/05: An evening at Mary's

• Lucas: Why would I cheat?
  Mary: I’m drunk and stupid.  Why wouldn’t you?
  
  
• Mary: Everybody but me doesn’t suck at this game!
  
  
• Doug M: You’re gonna get sick.
  Mary: Don’t say sick.

Somewhere else

• Kathleen: If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get psoriasis!

7/4/05: Rockland County with the Franzeses/Ethes

• Doug E: Doesn’t Corona taste like pee?
  All: I’ve never tasted pee

7/16/05: Various

• Laura: You’ve tuned in to ‘Keep Him or Dump Him’, with Jeanne.
   
• Alex: There’s one Ben, and half of another Ben in my world.
   
• Andrew: Um, what did people do at bar mitzvahs before 1981? (about “Celebrate”)
   
• Shihan M: If anyone has any objection to listening to the Yankees, please let me know.
   
• Andrew: Dan is the reason we get pie.
  Sara: That’s why I keep him around.
   
• Andrew: I wouldn’t describe Sarah McLachlan as a “crooner.”
  Alex and Sara: Or a tree fucker!

7/23/05: Don't remember where

• Sara: If you like Kathleen, try her mom.
   
• Dan: If they jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge…
  Andrew: Bridge no, ass grab yes.
   
• Sara: It’s still a bachelorette party because you’re a bachelorette now!
  Ben: But there’ll be guys there.
  Disuhan: And we can hook up with them!
  Ben: No, I meant us.

7/24/05: ESPN Zone, possibly?

• Michelle: I was the Michael Jordan of Phi Sig.