8/1/10 - The Liberty Science Center

Jeremy: Let's go play with something!  Something that moves!
(anxious to get to the biology exhibits)

Jeremy: I'm different but you're the same.
(he took a separate staircase from the rest of us)

June 2006

6/7/06: The Marriott Marquis, et al

• Andrew: Scrabble is where baby pigs come from.
  (Flipping through the Scrabble dictionary is how we learned of the word "farrow," a litter of pigs.)
  
  
• Kim: I hate sploogy face.
  Lindsay: You've been metaphysically splooged.

6/10/06: Someplace with a bathroom

• Andrew: Is it your birthday?  Because we're gonna drink Bacardi like it is.
  
  
• Andrew: What happened to you?
  Jeremy: The sink won.

6/17/06: Doug and Amy's apartment

• Amy: Most people in the world are not as smart as us.  Isn't that annoying?
  Doug: It's annoying, but it's sad that they're our friends.

May 2006

5/12/06: A couch

• Juli: I'm not used to sitting on a couch.
  Jeremy: You need to get an apartment.

5/13/06: No idea

• Kim: If it's in use, fuck me.
  (wish I knew what this was about)
  
• Andrew: Listen, I'm gay and you asked for it.
  (probably justifying an inappropriate comment)

5/20/06: Not Afghanistan

• Lindsay: My Afghanistan lifts and separates.
  
• Andrew: He is the master of the rabbit women.
  (sorry, no clue)

5/21/06: Somewhere

• Andrew: It's too early for clitoris.
  (I happen to think that's always true.)

 5/22/06: The elevator at Acxiom Digital

• Lindsay: Remind me never to have relations in your elevator.
  (on the surveillance cameras)

 5/25/06: LGBAC Marching Band rehearsal

• Marita: You can't even pee without someone telling you how great our band is!
  (And she tried!)

5/28/06: A bench

• Andrew: That wasn't a high five, it was a talk-to-the-hand!
  
• Lindsay: Too much ass and not enough bench.
  
• Andrew: That's like karaoke night at the Asian nursing home.
  (Don't know what this is about, but the original quote has the note "(wing)" next to it.

October 2005

10/7/05-10/9/05: Homecoming Weekend at Syracuse

• Andrew: Maybe on the first plane ride she was seated next to a Jehovah's Witness.
  Dan: And on the second plane ride, she was seated next to John Goodman.
  (imagining the worst possible plane trip for Lindsay)
  
• Dan: In Soviet Russia, apples pick you.
  
• Dan: You're listening to Satan's Armpit on WFUV.
  
• Andrew: European men must not have cocks.
  (on the crotch room in H&M pants)
  
• Andrew: It's the redheads in their natural habitat.
  
• Nate: I tried to decorate the basement nicely since I was down there long enough.
  Sara: Thanks.  I'm keeping your lava lamp.
  (During a game of Phase Ten)
  
• Sasha: We're the grab-assing twig of the Holly branch of the Thing tree!
  
• Lindsay: When I'm sleeping with you, I'm sleeping with every priest you've ever slept with.
  
• Micah: Rosenberg to Rosehill?  That's an upgrade, I feel like.
  
• Lindsay: I played three instruments.  One with my mouth, one with my nose, and one with my no.
  
• Lindsay: I don't know if there's an orifice on my face that your finger hasn't been in.
  
• Andrew: You're odd. You are not what god intended.

10/14/05: Andrew's first apartment in LIC, NY

• Mary: Our asses are so mighty, no couch can contain them!
  
• Sara: I don't figure things out that begin with "i".
  (disdain for Apple products)
  
• Laura: So what's the fun part of this game?
  (and that's how Laura feels about games)
  
• Mary: If I didn't already live with someone who made out with me, I'd have more reasons to leave the house and go to New Jersey.
  
• Jeremy: I would always name all my daughters Peggy.

 10/19/05: Online

• Jeremy: I'll bring the Monopoly if you promise to bring it.