3/28/07: Could be anywhere
- Andrew: Flatulence has its rewards.
- Lindsay: He plays a wonderfully mincing director.
Andrew: Yay, mincing!
Mike: That's my motto.
(About Edward Hibbert in Curtains)
3/30/07: Somewhere in New York City
- Hannah: If you're going to mispronounce something, at least mispronounce it correctly.
- Andrew: How do you go four years without dropping your phone in the ocean?
Mary: How do you go four days, honestly?
1/27/07: A NYMAAC event, I'm guessing
- Mary: Have you tried Ann Taylor?
Juli: Actually, I was really hoping the wedding would get called off.
(Solutions for bridesmaid dress shopping)
- Mary: Pay attention to the show. You could learn something, because it's about brats.
- Mary: If any store would have evil, it would be Gristedes.
- Andrew: Please don't trip over the bust of Lincoln on your way in.
7/15/06: Holly's shore house, Beach Haven, NJ
- Holly: If you put us all together, we'd be an entire sunburn.
- Lindsay: He can take the bottom bunk, and you can take the bottom bunk.
7/23/06: Pommes Frites
- Julia: I like all my meals to be served in cones, whenever possible.
7/30/06: In the car on the way to Boo Haven, CT
- Lindsay: Mmmm ... I like the envelope glue. I'm SO hungry.
7/31/06: Somewhere
- Mary: Incredibly Loud and Close to your Face.
(An attempt at remembering the title of Jonathan Safran Foer's book, "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close")
3/11/06: A place where people were
- Laura: There's enough to go around. It's Christ!
- Ben: How was the hotel they put you up in?
Kathleen: I heard, "How was the Nutella Bitch-wuppin?"
3/25/06-3/26/06: A visit from Louise
- Lindsay: I want to let you know right now that I can't fucking stand you.
(The beginning of a beautiful roommateship)
- Mary: Is your mother still in Germany?
Louise: She was in Denmark.
Mary: Oh, one of those lederhosen countries.
- Sara: I don't do windows and I don't shuffle.
- Dan: Son of a fuck!
Lindsay: Yes, that's usually how it happens.
- Louise: I'm fucked.
Sara: Speaking to you from fucked, I can tell you you're not there.
(Sounds like a game of Phase Ten)
- Sara: I'm skipping Louise. This is a postcard from fucked.
(Definitely Phase Ten. We get our best quotes from that game.)
- Lindsay: Celbrate good times ... aw, come on!
- Sara: Do not fuck that duck!
- Dan: We can go to Ashley's and you can get frozen yogurt, or we can go to Ashley's and you can fuck off, or we can go to Tastee D-Lite.
(Louise brings out the best in us)
3/29/06: A trip to Coldstone Creamery in Times Square
- Kim: Did you play during the show or during intermission?
Lindsay: Oh, during intermission. It's too dark during the show.
(On playing Scrabble at a Broadway theater)
- Lindsay: Three umlauts? Even the Germans would find that excessive.
(On Coldstone's menu item, "Germanchökolätekäke")
1/7/06: A party in Boo Haven
- Mary: Sadler Dellplain. That sounds like the name of a fictional gumshoe.
Andrew: Ha! All gumshoes are fictional.
- Mary: Oh, I forgot to put my name then a colon and I used a quotation mark instead. I'll just cross it out. I'm a messy quoter.
Andrew: I'm allergic to messy quotes.
Mary: Oh, and I messed up the date. I am SO fired!
- Mary: An Ass in the Distance, the Sara R*** Story.
- Mary: I think that oxygen is funny right now.
- Disuhan: I didn't know there was liquor in the punch.
Kathleen: That's what punch is for! What are we, Hawaiian Punch girl scouts?
- Disuhan: I'm very fickle with my sausage, though. Sometimes I like it and sometimes I don't.
- Kathleen: You're like a cock or something. I swear you're a cock.
(This was about the Chinese Zodiac)
- Kathleen: We're creepy invisible people who don't know that copper doesn't smell.
- Andrew: You're ridin' the chocolate wave, now.
Dan: Once you've ... never mind.
- Alex: Petticoat Junction, what's your function?
- Sara: I feel like Sacajaweah dollars are a big game of keep-away.
Dan: Sacajaweah dollars are the hot potato of the coin world.
1/28/06: Someplace
- Disuhan: I can be really cute or cold.
Brad: Tell me about it.
1/29/06: Somewhere
- Holly: Luck of the Irish is canceled out by mean of the bitch.
(Holly had a run in with a surly Irishwoman)
10/7/05-10/9/05: Homecoming Weekend at Syracuse
- Andrew: Maybe on the first plane ride she was seated next to a Jehovah's Witness.
Dan: And on the second plane ride, she was seated next to John Goodman.
(imagining the worst possible plane trip for Lindsay)
- Dan: In Soviet Russia, apples pick you.
- Dan: You're listening to Satan's Armpit on WFUV.
- Andrew: European men must not have cocks.
(on the crotch room in H&M pants)
- Andrew: It's the redheads in their natural habitat.
- Nate: I tried to decorate the basement nicely since I was down there long enough.
Sara: Thanks. I'm keeping your lava lamp.
(During a game of Phase Ten)
- Sasha: We're the grab-assing twig of the Holly branch of the Thing tree!
- Lindsay: When I'm sleeping with you, I'm sleeping with every priest you've ever slept with.
- Micah: Rosenberg to Rosehill? That's an upgrade, I feel like.
- Lindsay: I played three instruments. One with my mouth, one with my nose, and one with my no.
- Lindsay: I don't know if there's an orifice on my face that your finger hasn't been in.
- Andrew: You're odd. You are not what god intended.
10/14/05: Andrew's first apartment in LIC, NY
- Mary: Our asses are so mighty, no couch can contain them!
- Sara: I don't figure things out that begin with "i".
(disdain for Apple products)
- Laura: So what's the fun part of this game?
(and that's how Laura feels about games)
- Mary: If I didn't already live with someone who made out with me, I'd have more reasons to leave the house and go to New Jersey.
- Jeremy: I would always name all my daughters Peggy.
10/19/05: Online
- Jeremy: I'll bring the Monopoly if you promise to bring it.
7/3/05: An evening at Mary's
- Lucas: Why would I cheat?
Mary: I’m drunk and stupid. Why wouldn’t you?
- Mary: Everybody but me doesn’t suck at this game!
- Doug M: You’re gonna get sick.
Mary: Don’t say sick.
Somewhere else
- Kathleen: If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get psoriasis!
7/4/05: Rockland County with the Franzeses/Ethes
- Doug E: Doesn’t Corona taste like pee?
All: I’ve never tasted pee
7/16/05: Various
- Laura: You’ve tuned in to ‘Keep Him or Dump Him’, with Jeanne.
- Alex: There’s one Ben, and half of another Ben in my world.
- Andrew: Um, what did people do at bar mitzvahs before 1981? (about “Celebrate”)
- Shihan M: If anyone has any objection to listening to the Yankees, please let me know.
- Andrew: Dan is the reason we get pie.
Sara: That’s why I keep him around.
- Andrew: I wouldn’t describe Sarah McLachlan as a “crooner.”
Alex and Sara: Or a tree fucker!
7/23/05: Don't remember where
- Sara: If you like Kathleen, try her mom.
- Dan: If they jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge…
Andrew: Bridge no, ass grab yes.
- Sara: It’s still a bachelorette party because you’re a bachelorette now!
Ben: But there’ll be guys there.
Disuhan: And we can hook up with them!
Ben: No, I meant us.
7/24/05: ESPN Zone, possibly?
- Michelle: I was the Michael Jordan of Phi Sig.
