4/24/10 - LGBAC Symphonic Band Spring Concert

Brian: Did anyone catch the Met broadcast this afternoon?
Hilary: We won!
(What happens when you try to talk about opera amongst baseball fans)

4/12/2010 - LGBAC Symphonic Band Rehearsal

Brian: I'm happy, but I'm not content.

Brian: I'm sure you've all experienced ecstasy ... and I don't mean the drug.
Band: [mumbled confusion]

3/8/10 - LGBAC Symphonic Band rehearsal

Brian: Brian, shit-for-brains, whatever you want to call me.  I don't care.
Leslie: I'd like to call you Gladys.

Nolan: How can you fail if you never try?

2/8/10 - LGBAC Symphonic Band rehearsal

Brian: If I'd seen that [no other horns were here], I'd have run right out.
Steven P: Is that a suggestion?

2/1/10 - LGBAC Symphonic Band rehearsal

Brian: I might stop looking pretty in this piece.
Leslie: That's all right. We just won't look at you.