4/25/10 - Chili's, East Northport, NY

Disuhan: My smart phone has become invaluable to me.
Kathleen: As you discovered when you dropped it in a puddle.
(relevant FB post)

Kathleen: I dropped your phone, but at least I didn't drop it in a puddle.

3/5/10 - A lenten evening at the Olive Garden in Centereach, NY

Andrew: Can you fix my helicopter?

Kathleen: I'll just get the chicken and gnocchi soup ... and go to Hell.

December 2006

12/?/06: Puddhaven

• Lindsay: Just walk into a Best Buy, grab the first thing you see on the shelf, and give it to me.
  (Instructions on how to gift shop for Lindsay)

12/8/06: Place

• Kathleen: The first three are for the children!
  (on hitting the snooze)

12/13/06: Puddhaven, or maybe Courtney's blog

• Courtney: It had gotten to that point in the morning when everything I saw I said "fuck you" to.

March 2006

3/11/06: A place where people were

• Laura: There's enough to go around.  It's Christ!
  
• Ben: How was the hotel they put you up in?
  Kathleen: I heard, "How was the Nutella Bitch-wuppin?"

3/25/06-3/26/06:  A visit from Louise

• Lindsay: I want to let you know right now that I can't fucking stand you.
  (The beginning of a beautiful roommateship)
  
• Mary: Is your mother still in Germany?
  Louise: She was in Denmark.
  Mary: Oh, one of those lederhosen countries.
  
• Sara: I don't do windows and I don't shuffle.
  
• Dan: Son of a fuck!
  Lindsay: Yes, that's usually how it happens.
  
• Louise: I'm fucked.
  Sara: Speaking to you from fucked, I can tell you you're not there.
  (Sounds like a game of Phase Ten)
  
• Sara: I'm skipping Louise.  This is a postcard from fucked.
  (Definitely Phase Ten.  We get our best quotes from that game.)
  
• Lindsay: Celbrate good times ... aw, come on!
  
• Sara: Do not fuck that duck!
  
• Dan: We can go to Ashley's and you can get frozen yogurt, or we can go to Ashley's and you can fuck off, or we can go to Tastee D-Lite.
  (Louise brings out the best in us)

3/29/06: A trip to Coldstone Creamery in Times Square

• Kim: Did you play during the show or during intermission?
  Lindsay: Oh, during intermission.  It's too dark during the show.
  (On playing Scrabble at a Broadway theater)
  
• Lindsay: Three umlauts?  Even the Germans would find that excessive.
  (On Coldstone's menu item, "Germanchökolätekäke")

January 2006

1/7/06: A party in Boo Haven

• Mary: Sadler Dellplain.  That sounds like the name of a fictional gumshoe.
  Andrew: Ha! All gumshoes are fictional.
  
• Mary: Oh, I forgot to put my name then a colon and I used a quotation mark instead.  I'll just cross it out.  I'm a messy quoter.
  Andrew: I'm allergic to messy quotes.
  Mary: Oh, and I messed up the date.  I am SO fired!
  
• Mary: An Ass in the Distance, the Sara R*** Story.
  
• Mary: I think that oxygen is funny right now.
  
• Disuhan: I didn't know there was liquor in the punch.
  Kathleen: That's what punch is for!  What are we, Hawaiian Punch girl scouts?
  
• Disuhan: I'm very fickle with my sausage, though.  Sometimes I like it and sometimes I don't.
  
• Kathleen: You're like a cock or something.  I swear you're a cock.
  (This was about the Chinese Zodiac)
  
• Kathleen: We're creepy invisible people who don't know that copper doesn't smell.
  
• Andrew: You're ridin' the chocolate wave, now.
  Dan: Once you've ... never mind.
  
• Alex: Petticoat Junction, what's your function?
  
• Sara: I feel like Sacajaweah dollars are a big game of keep-away.
  Dan: Sacajaweah dollars are the hot potato of the coin world.

1/28/06: Someplace

• Disuhan: I can be really cute or cold.
  Brad: Tell me about it.

1/29/06: Somewhere

• Holly: Luck of the Irish is canceled out by mean of the bitch.
  (Holly had a run in with a surly Irishwoman)

December 2005

12/2/05: Somewhere with shapes

• Kathleen: It's a triangle and they're circles and it's on a square!

12/3/05: So long ago, can't remember

• Matt: If I name children, will you know who I'm talking about?
  Kathleen: You mean old people?
  
• Kathleen: Do they go together?
  Andrew: Like ramalamalamadong boobity boopty doop.

12/8/05: AIM, possibly

• Kathleen: New rule for holiday shopping: you call me ma'am, I leave your store.

 12/17/05: Andrew's first apartment in LIC, NY

• Dan: Elijah is blue for Jews.  I'll be black for the hell I'm going to.
  (During a game of Perudo)

12/28/05: Borders 0592, or somewhere else.

• Maribeth: Andrew, stop playing with your banana.
  
• Andrew: Dead isn't a color.

November 2005

11/6/05: We were playing Taboo somewhere

• Kathleen: Giant monkey
  Jennelle: King Kong
  Kathleen: He had a friend.
  Jennelle: Hong Kong

11/26/05: This feels like it was at Kathleen's (parents') house

• Sara: I kick ass, save lives, and bake cakes.
  
• Brad: You use your teeth to eat this?
  Kathleen: Yeah.  What did you use, your eye?
  
• Sara: You've been voted out of the generation.
  
• Sara: It's the Great Pumpkin, you!
  
• Kira: Shodan Ho means the next person to test for shodan.  Dojo Ho means someone who sleeps around at the dojo.
  
• Kira: Have you ever heard of homosexual chicken?
  Brad: Is that when two gay guys run into each other?
  
• Brad: There's really no comeback to "You're stupid."
  Kira: Yes there is.  It's called, "Your mom."

August 2005

8/4/05 - 8/5/05: Phi Sigma Pi Grand Chapter Conference in Monroeville, PA

• Sara: Remember the time we were … driving?  I don’t either. (Stuck in traffic)
   
• Sara: We should get cash prizes for this.
  
  
• Andrew: Queerie?
  Sara: Point of sexual orientation!
  (Fun with Robert's Rules)
   
• Girl: Ya know what I’m saying?
  Tammy: I can’t answer you, so I’m just going to keep staring at you.
  Girl: Okay, I wasn’t really asking you.
  (Confusion between delegate and chair)
  
  
• Sara: It was a very caj wedding. We didn’t even have a rabbi.
  Andrew: Or a yarmulke.
  Sara: Or a heterosexual groom.
  (We staged a false Jewish wedding as part of our duties in the Peanut Gallery)
  

8/27/05: Somewhere for Ben's Birthday

• Kathleen: Five-year-olds have been born five times since you were born!
  

8/31/05: Somewhere

• Jennelle: He just wanted to go to the conference so he can save his race by mating with some tree nymph.
  Nick: Fairy princess!
   
• Andrew: I’m through with hugging big, drunk men.
  Disuhan: I’m not.
   
• Kathleen: What is this love thing?  I don’t know.
  
  
• Kathleen: We’re like the worst hurricanes ever.
   
• Andrew: I’m gonna go out for a smoke.
  

July 2005

7/3/05: An evening at Mary's

• Lucas: Why would I cheat?
  Mary: I’m drunk and stupid.  Why wouldn’t you?
  
  
• Mary: Everybody but me doesn’t suck at this game!
  
  
• Doug M: You’re gonna get sick.
  Mary: Don’t say sick.

Somewhere else

• Kathleen: If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll get psoriasis!

7/4/05: Rockland County with the Franzeses/Ethes

• Doug E: Doesn’t Corona taste like pee?
  All: I’ve never tasted pee

7/16/05: Various

• Laura: You’ve tuned in to ‘Keep Him or Dump Him’, with Jeanne.
   
• Alex: There’s one Ben, and half of another Ben in my world.
   
• Andrew: Um, what did people do at bar mitzvahs before 1981? (about “Celebrate”)
   
• Shihan M: If anyone has any objection to listening to the Yankees, please let me know.
   
• Andrew: Dan is the reason we get pie.
  Sara: That’s why I keep him around.
   
• Andrew: I wouldn’t describe Sarah McLachlan as a “crooner.”
  Alex and Sara: Or a tree fucker!

7/23/05: Don't remember where

• Sara: If you like Kathleen, try her mom.
   
• Dan: If they jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge…
  Andrew: Bridge no, ass grab yes.
   
• Sara: It’s still a bachelorette party because you’re a bachelorette now!
  Ben: But there’ll be guys there.
  Disuhan: And we can hook up with them!
  Ben: No, I meant us.

7/24/05: ESPN Zone, possibly?

• Michelle: I was the Michael Jordan of Phi Sig.