8/28/10 - Holly's Beach House

Holly: I'm so cold.
Lindsay: Then put some pants on.
Holly: I am wearing pants!
Lindsay: Then you're just a failure as a squaw, aren't you?  Someone should start a fire.  Maybe one of the squaws.

Holly: I'd like to say I never doubted the chart, but there was a moment when I looked at it and said, "Fuck."

Matt D: Your wallet is pretty big for having nothing in it.
(on Andrew Deluxe's purported brokeness)

July 2006

7/15/06: Holly's shore house, Beach Haven, NJ

• Holly: If you put us all together, we'd be an entire sunburn.
  
• Lindsay: He can take the bottom bunk, and you can take the bottom bunk.

7/23/06: Pommes Frites

• Julia: I like all my meals to be served in cones, whenever possible.

7/30/06: In the car on the way to Boo Haven, CT

• Lindsay: Mmmm ... I like the envelope glue.  I'm SO hungry.

7/31/06: Somewhere

• Mary:  Incredibly Loud and Close to your Face.
  (An attempt at remembering the title of Jonathan Safran Foer's book, "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close")

January 2006

1/7/06: A party in Boo Haven

• Mary: Sadler Dellplain.  That sounds like the name of a fictional gumshoe.
  Andrew: Ha! All gumshoes are fictional.
  
• Mary: Oh, I forgot to put my name then a colon and I used a quotation mark instead.  I'll just cross it out.  I'm a messy quoter.
  Andrew: I'm allergic to messy quotes.
  Mary: Oh, and I messed up the date.  I am SO fired!
  
• Mary: An Ass in the Distance, the Sara R*** Story.
  
• Mary: I think that oxygen is funny right now.
  
• Disuhan: I didn't know there was liquor in the punch.
  Kathleen: That's what punch is for!  What are we, Hawaiian Punch girl scouts?
  
• Disuhan: I'm very fickle with my sausage, though.  Sometimes I like it and sometimes I don't.
  
• Kathleen: You're like a cock or something.  I swear you're a cock.
  (This was about the Chinese Zodiac)
  
• Kathleen: We're creepy invisible people who don't know that copper doesn't smell.
  
• Andrew: You're ridin' the chocolate wave, now.
  Dan: Once you've ... never mind.
  
• Alex: Petticoat Junction, what's your function?
  
• Sara: I feel like Sacajaweah dollars are a big game of keep-away.
  Dan: Sacajaweah dollars are the hot potato of the coin world.

1/28/06: Someplace

• Disuhan: I can be really cute or cold.
  Brad: Tell me about it.

1/29/06: Somewhere

• Holly: Luck of the Irish is canceled out by mean of the bitch.
  (Holly had a run in with a surly Irishwoman)