5/24/10 - NYMAAC Birthday Dinner

Kate: Mi casa es Hugh Laurie

4/30/10 - Chevy's with Acxiom and ex-Acxiom folks

Andrew: There's a situation in Queens.
Tara: Is there a Snooki?

4/29/20 - LGBAC Marching Band Post-Rehearsal Eating

Marita: I love you.
Ana: Why? What happened?

Lindsay: That night, grandmother and grandson became lovers.
Louisa: Can you please stop saying that?
(regarding this article)

Andrew:  Once you go percussion, you never go back.  It's like other things.

4/25/10 - Chili's, East Northport, NY

Disuhan: My smart phone has become invaluable to me.
Kathleen: As you discovered when you dropped it in a puddle.
(relevant FB post)

Kathleen: I dropped your phone, but at least I didn't drop it in a puddle.

4/24/10 - LGBAC Symphonic Band Spring Concert

Brian: Did anyone catch the Met broadcast this afternoon?
Hilary: We won!
(What happens when you try to talk about opera amongst baseball fans)

4/23/10 - Macaroni Grill in Timonium, MD

Courtney: I alien you!  I alien this restaurant!
(I wrote "I <3 you" on the butcher paper table covering and the "<3" turned into an alien.  Also, we <3 Macaroni Grill)

4/18/10 - Sunday Games at Puddhaven with the Redheads

Sara: I can't keep track of your fictional businesses, Lindsay.

Sara:  See what happens when you "Soo-ee?"
Andrew: You make an ass out of you!

Andrew: It's really easy to make bacon with four pigs. 
(Truism #304)


Dan: I just want pictures of four pigs doing the same thing.
(Dan explains his selective photography of our game of Pass the Pigs)


Andrew: Nope, there's spirit there.
(I assure everyone that my pigs are not, in fact, makin' bacon)

4/12/2010 - LGBAC Symphonic Band Rehearsal

Brian: I'm happy, but I'm not content.

Brian: I'm sure you've all experienced ecstasy ... and I don't mean the drug.
Band: [mumbled confusion]

4/8/10 - LGBAC Marching Band Rehearsal

Marita: Would it help if you moved over there?
Leslie: Only if my eyesight is better over there.

Later, at the Good Stuff Diner...

Marita: The butter whores took all the butter from our basket.
Eric P: I'm a butter whore.  Eat all the butter in my basket.

4/6/10 - Dinner at the Burger Joint

Andrew: Party in the somewhere else.
Lindsay: Party in the place I can't see you.
(How we feel about Miley)

4/3/10 - Page & Popcorn: Alice in Wonderland

Pat: Cupcakes are one of those things that say "Eat me" without anything being written on them.

Juli: I'm the mayor of my hair salon!
(Foursquare is hilarious)

3/18/10 - LGBAC Marching Band Percussion Sectional

Leslie: I think your singing has improved.
Marita: I think your level of desperation has increased.

3/8/10 - LGBAC Symphonic Band rehearsal

Brian: Brian, shit-for-brains, whatever you want to call me.  I don't care.
Leslie: I'd like to call you Gladys.

Nolan: How can you fail if you never try?

3/7/10 - Columbia Festival of Winds

Nolan: Every band's got a ho.
(regarding a gardening tool amongst the percussion equipment)

3/5/10 - A lenten evening at the Olive Garden in Centereach, NY

Andrew: Can you fix my helicopter?

Kathleen: I'll just get the chicken and gnocchi soup ... and go to Hell.