October 2005

10/7/05-10/9/05: Homecoming Weekend at Syracuse

• Andrew: Maybe on the first plane ride she was seated next to a Jehovah's Witness.
  Dan: And on the second plane ride, she was seated next to John Goodman.
  (imagining the worst possible plane trip for Lindsay)
  
• Dan: In Soviet Russia, apples pick you.
  
• Dan: You're listening to Satan's Armpit on WFUV.
  
• Andrew: European men must not have cocks.
  (on the crotch room in H&M pants)
  
• Andrew: It's the redheads in their natural habitat.
  
• Nate: I tried to decorate the basement nicely since I was down there long enough.
  Sara: Thanks.  I'm keeping your lava lamp.
  (During a game of Phase Ten)
  
• Sasha: We're the grab-assing twig of the Holly branch of the Thing tree!
  
• Lindsay: When I'm sleeping with you, I'm sleeping with every priest you've ever slept with.
  
• Micah: Rosenberg to Rosehill?  That's an upgrade, I feel like.
  
• Lindsay: I played three instruments.  One with my mouth, one with my nose, and one with my no.
  
• Lindsay: I don't know if there's an orifice on my face that your finger hasn't been in.
  
• Andrew: You're odd. You are not what god intended.

10/14/05: Andrew's first apartment in LIC, NY

• Mary: Our asses are so mighty, no couch can contain them!
  
• Sara: I don't figure things out that begin with "i".
  (disdain for Apple products)
  
• Laura: So what's the fun part of this game?
  (and that's how Laura feels about games)
  
• Mary: If I didn't already live with someone who made out with me, I'd have more reasons to leave the house and go to New Jersey.
  
• Jeremy: I would always name all my daughters Peggy.

 10/19/05: Online

• Jeremy: I'll bring the Monopoly if you promise to bring it.