September 2005

9/15/05: Alyssa's dorm at NYU

• Alyssa's roommate Lauren: Beyond no.  It couldn’t make less of a difference if it tried.
   
• Lauren: My ass is too big for the paper towels.
  Alyssa: Your ass is too big for a lot of things.
  Lauren: My ass doesn’t love you anymore, and it doesn’t matter if the rest of me does because most of me is my ass!

9/23/05: Somewhere with soup? I guess?

• Brad: I’m allergic to Lauren.
  Disuhan: That’s because I roll in cat hair and bathe in fresh fruit.
   
• Andrew: How were you able to stick it in your mouth?
  Disuhan: It’s not so bad.  I’ve been mixing and blowing.
   
• Disuhan: Oh, Andrew, it’s so smooth and—what are you writing?
  

9/24/05: Somewhere else

• Sara: It’s like a non-stop, edge-of-your-seat adventure.  I should write a book: “My Life in Andrew’s Bed."