May 2006

5/12/06: A couch

• Juli: I'm not used to sitting on a couch.
  Jeremy: You need to get an apartment.

5/13/06: No idea

• Kim: If it's in use, fuck me.
  (wish I knew what this was about)
  
• Andrew: Listen, I'm gay and you asked for it.
  (probably justifying an inappropriate comment)

5/20/06: Not Afghanistan

• Lindsay: My Afghanistan lifts and separates.
  
• Andrew: He is the master of the rabbit women.
  (sorry, no clue)

5/21/06: Somewhere

• Andrew: It's too early for clitoris.
  (I happen to think that's always true.)

 5/22/06: The elevator at Acxiom Digital

• Lindsay: Remind me never to have relations in your elevator.
  (on the surveillance cameras)

 5/25/06: LGBAC Marching Band rehearsal

• Marita: You can't even pee without someone telling you how great our band is!
  (And she tried!)

5/28/06: A bench

• Andrew: That wasn't a high five, it was a talk-to-the-hand!
  
• Lindsay: Too much ass and not enough bench.
  
• Andrew: That's like karaoke night at the Asian nursing home.
  (Don't know what this is about, but the original quote has the note "(wing)" next to it.