February 2007 (The last of the big quoting months)

2/3/07: Started with bridesmaid dress shopping, and then Crackfiends showed up

• Lindsay: Why did she hire two turds to walk down the aisle?
  Alex: What are those large piles of shit?
  (The bridesmaids on what the wedding guests would say about their dresses)
  
• Sara: She asked for a French manicure, and that's what she got.
  Andrew: She got a Bed-Stuy manicure
  (on what happens when Alex goes to the nail salon with Karina)
  
• Lindsay: Now I know what a sausage feels like.
  
• Sara: We should play Celebrities now.
  Alex: I want to lick you all over.
  
• Andrew: Is that to prevent fires?
  Laura: No, it's to prevent death.
  
• Brad: I once had the neatest vomit.
  
• Disuhan: I'm going to live with a Republican.
  
• Lindsay: This apartment smacks of gay rights and free health care for all.
  (Someone must have said the apartment smells like ... the Netherlands?)
  
• Disuhan: There was an old alien movie.  There was an alien in it.
  
• Lindsay: I shot my wad with "bear."
  
• Lindsay: Three little turds from school are we.
  
• Brad: Who says "butterscotch enema?"
  Sara: I'm pretty sure that's the first time that's ever been said.
  
• Brad: What movie is "Pralines 'n' Dick" from?
  Sara: Why do you keep putting these foods in those places?

2/4/07: Somewhere else

• Brad: Berry is popular among the ladies.
  Alex: I vomit when I drink that stuff.
  Brad: I meant ladies that don't say "vomit."

2/12/07: Puddhaven

• Andrew (to Lindsay): Are you going to hang that on your wall?
  Courtney: Not unless Kristin Chenoweth signs it.

2/13/07: Puddhaven

• Lindsay: Kitty, go fuck yourself.
  Darcy (via Lindsay): Okay, but I'm doing it in your room.

2/14/07: Puddhaven?

• Lindsay: Jew, when did Jesus die?

2/16/07: Puddhaven

• Lindsay: I'm spending the night at Josh's.
  Courtney: JoshUA.
  Lindsay: I can call him Josh.
  Courtney: You can, but he won't answer.
  Lindsay: That's because he's NOT REAL.

2/17/07: Puddhaven

• Lindsay: I can get pregnant from holding hands.
  Andrew: Yes. If Christianity has taught us anything, it's that no woman is safe from the Lord.

2/18/07-2/19/07: New Orleans, LA

• Lindsay: I would like to cover Bayonne in powdered sugar.
  
• Lindsay: Would you like to "Peace the fuck out" too?  Because that guy would.
  
• Lindsay: Ugh! I'm going to fucking NOLA, zombie!  What were you thinking?
  
• Andrew: I'll show you my DePippo if you show me your Latos Latos.
  (Having fun with the company name "Latos Latos and DePippo," advertised on Astoria Blvd)
  
• Doug: The parade hasn't started because Harry Connick, Jr. is having sex with his go go boys.
  Andrew: Well if the parade is delayed, of course it's because of gay sex.
  
• Doug: I don't want to touch titties.
  Scott: But they squeak!
  
• Unattributed: No, Lindsay doesn't to cows, she's straight.
  (This could have been any of us, including Lindsay)