October 2006

10/5/06: Angry about Cheerios

• Andrew: Buzzy Wuzzy was a fuckin BEE!  On a cereal box!

10/11/06: Somewhere

• Lindsay: [Playing the clarinet] is like riding a bike ... with your mouth.
  (Lindsay tries to convince someone to dust off their clarinet and play again.)

10/14/06: Sposa Bella, shopping for Sara's wedding dress

• Sara: Me and my dress can be in two different counties!
  
• Lindsay: Grace Kelly's Rum Surprise!
  
• Dan: Music and getting fat.
  (Dan names the Smarty Party categories at which he excels.)
  
• Sara: That's going to be my child's autobiography, "Chewing on Scissors."
  
• Lindsay: I'll have a glass of water.
  Sara: And some lettuce.
  Lindsay: And hold the lettuce.

10/15/06: Andrew's parents' house, Commack

• Alex: Never look through a kaleidoscope in a cold house.

10/17/06: Someplace

• Andrew: That's how I make eggs.  I pour cereal into a bowl and say, "Fuck eggs."

10/24/06: Puddhaven

• Courtney: It's purple today! I can sleep for twenty more minutes!
  
• Courtney: I don't know why I'm worried about who I'm taking to my uncle's wedding.  I'll just take Will ... who doesn't exist.
  
• Courtney: Kitty, what do you want?
  Lindsay: Souls.